NES Controller Classically Trained Long Sleeve Shirt Color:Ash

NES Controller Classically Trained Long Sleeve Shirt Color:AshTrained on two buttons and a D pad. Respect your elders. This Classically Trained design features the legendary rectangle that started it all, in crisp pixel art lettering. No save points. No tutorials. Just you, 8 bits, and the blow on the cartridge ritual that absolutely worked. For retro gamers, dads with unbeaten high scores, and anyone who knows the code: up, up, down, down 100% combed cotton long sleeve. Unisex fit. Runs true to size.

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